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Ex Google | Australian Made

We'll Build You a Custom Ad Strategy In 10 Days

Built by ex-Google strategists on the battle tested framework behind $120M+ in client revenue.

Yours to run for $1,997 - no monthly retainer.

5/5
from 55+ reviews. (We bribed no one)
Yes I want profitable ads
See How It Works

Hot off the press

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You're great at business. Ads? Not so much.

If any of these hit close to home, you're exactly who we built this for.

No strategy.
You're running ads without a plan — boosting posts, picking random keywords, hoping something sticks.

No tracking.
You can't connect ad spend to actual revenue. Clicks look great. Sales? No idea.

Agencies are too expensive.
$2k/mo management fees on a $3k ad budget? The math aint mathing.

Been burned before.
The last agency locked you in. Google's "specialists" doubled your costs. You don't trust anyone.

No time to learn.
You've watched the YouTube tutorials. You're more confused than when you started.

72%

of small businesses waste ad spend (yikes)

0%

ROI tracked by 60% of ad campaigns

What You Get

A Playbook Personalised To You

Instead of paying thousands per month for an agency — or a cheap template designed for everyone (and no one) — or guessing your way through another failed campaign — get a complete, custom strategy built by ex-Google experts that know how to make ads ooze with profit.


One investment. No retainer. A step-by-step playbook you own forever, tailored specifically to your business, your budget, and your goals.

Total Value:

$14,000

$1997

One time payment Or

$97 upfront

Get My Personalised Plan 🚀

Custom paid media strategy

$2,500

Offer design & positioning

$1,500

Investment plan & budget allocation

$1,000

Full account audit or blueprint

$1,500

Performance forecast (CPL/CPA/ROAS/ROI)

$1,000

Audience & keyword research

$1,000

Step-by-step implementation playbook

$2,000

60-min strategy handover call

$500

30-day follow-up check-in call

$500

$2,500 credit toward The Cook

2,500

Total Value

$14,000

You Pay Today

$1,997

Secure checkout • 30-day guarantee

Total Value:

$14,000

$1997

One time payment Or

$97 upfront

Get My Personalised Plan 🚀

Simple Pricing

No Hidden Fees. Just Pick One.

Only 3 spots left for this month (for real)

86% off total value

Pay in Full

$1,997

$14,000

Full Recipe Playbook

All templates & frameworks

1:1 support

Bonus: 1-on-1 strategy call ($500 value)

Bonus: Ad creative swipe file

Yes, Give Me The Recipe 🍳

Payment Plan

$97

Today, then 4x $600 fortnightly. $2,497 total

Full Recipe Playbook

All templates & frameworks

1:1 support

Flexible payment

Get Started

Iron-Clad 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee

Not the right fit after your discovery call? Full refund. Every dollar. No questions asked.

Real Results

Don't Take Our Word For It.

(take theirs)

"Ben, Milan and the team are a pleasure to deal with! Highly recommend their service"

Liam Purdy

"We’ve been burnt by marketing agencies before — big promises, average results. They actually get it. Not just running ads, but understanding the strategy behind lead flow, conversions, and what drives real business outcomes."

Morgan Owen

"I really appreciate the willingness of the team to problem solve… it’s so rare in a marketing agency… most of the time they follow the same playbook, but Chicken Dinner are prepared to mix it up which is getting us great results!"

Ben W

“Everything was thought through and explained. They reduced wasted spend, improved decision-making, and provided solid project management. Their methodical approach stands out.”

Dylan Klipp

Director, Tax Services Co

"Our experience with Chicken Dinner was fabulous! Ben and the team are so knowledgable and great to work with. Highly Recommend!"

Jewel Vincin

The Honest Bit

Is This Actually For You?

Hell yes, this is for you if...

You're spending on ads but can't tell what's working

You want expert strategy without ongoing agency fees

You're ready to run ads but don't know where to start

You want to DIY with a clear, step-by-step plan

You've been burned by agencies or freelancers before

Nah, skip this if...

You want someone to manage your ads ongoing

You're not willing to spend at least $1k/mo on ads

You're looking for a quick fix or magic bullet

You're not open to changing how you run campaigns

Ex Google

Built By People Who've Been Inside.

We're handing over the blueprint we use for each of our clients. The same playbook we've used to generate over $120M in client revenue at an average 5x return on investment.

Everything you need to run profitable Google and Meta ads — built from scratch specifically for your business by an ex-Google growth strategist.

💰 $120M+

Revenue

🏢 500+

Brands

🔍 4+ yrs

At Google

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The Process

Here's How It Works

(three very simple steps)

01

Pay & Book

Choose your payment option and book your discovery call. Takes 2 minutes.

02

Discovery Call

30 minutes with a senior strategist. We learn your business, goals, budget, and current setup. Not a fit? Full refund.

03

Strategy Delivered

Within 10 business days, your complete strategy and playbook is ready. We walk you through everything on a 60-minute handover call.

Got Questions?

We've Got Answers.

Google Ads, Meta (Facebook & Instagram) Ads, or both. We recommend the right channel(s) for your business during the discovery call.

Not in this package. The Recipe gives you the strategy and playbook to implement yourself. Want us to build it? Upgrade to The Cook — your investment becomes a $2,500 credit.

Perfect — you'll get a from-scratch blueprint. We'll tell you exactly which platform to use, how much to spend, what campaigns to run, and what results to expect.

Free audits are sales tools. The Recipe is a complete strategy with offer design, forecasting, research, and a step-by-step playbook. You leave with everything you need to execute.

The playbook is step-by-step — built for business owners, not marketers. Plus you get a 30-day check-in call. And your investment gives you a $2,500 credit toward The Cook.

You immediately book your discovery call. We ask a few qualifying questions, then build your custom strategy within 10 business days and walk you through everything on a 60-minute call.

Full refund of every dollar collected — whether you paid in full or started at $97. No questions asked. We only proceed if we're confident we can deliver real value.

$1,997 is pay-in-full. $2,497 is instalments ($97 today + 4 × $600 weekly). You save $500 by paying in full. Both get you the same deliverables.

Yes — we offer three optional support plans you can add after delivery. Email Support ($300/mo) gives you up to 5 queries per month with 48-hour response. Monthly Call + Email ($600/mo) adds a 45-minute strategy call each month. Weekly Call + Email ($1,200/mo) gives you a 30-minute call every week, priority email, and remote screen control so we can jump into your ad accounts with you. All plans are month-to-month with no lock-in, and excess hours are billed at $150/hr.

Only 3 spots left this month (not a marketing trick, we literally cap it)

Ready to Stop Guessing?

Join hundreds of Australian businesses who ditched the guesswork and started running ads that actually convert.

30-day money-back guarantee • Zero risk

Get The Recipe — $1,997
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