5/5 from 55+ reviews. (We bribed no one)Ex Google | Australian Made
We'll Build You a Custom Ad Strategy In 10 Days
Built by ex-Google strategists on the battle tested framework behind $120M+ in client revenue.
Yours to run for $1,997 - no monthly retainer.
Hot off the press
You're great at business. Ads? Not so much.
If any of these hit close to home, you're exactly who we built this for.
No strategy.
You're running ads without a plan — boosting posts, picking random keywords, hoping something sticks.
No tracking.
You can't connect ad spend to actual revenue. Clicks look great. Sales? No idea.
Agencies are too expensive.
$2k/mo management fees on a $3k ad budget? The math aint mathing.
Been burned before.
The last agency locked you in. Google's "specialists" doubled your costs. You don't trust anyone.
No time to learn.
You've watched the YouTube tutorials. You're more confused than when you started.
72%
of small businesses waste ad spend (yikes)
0%
ROI tracked by 60% of ad campaigns
What You Get
A Playbook Personalised To You
Instead of paying thousands per month for an agency — or a cheap template designed for everyone (and no one) — or guessing your way through another failed campaign — get a complete, custom strategy built by ex-Google experts that know how to make ads ooze with profit.
One investment. No retainer. A step-by-step playbook you own forever, tailored specifically to your business, your budget, and your goals.
Custom paid media strategy
$2,500
Offer design & positioning
$1,500
Investment plan & budget allocation
$1,000
Full account audit or blueprint
$1,500
Performance forecast (CPL/CPA/ROAS/ROI)
$1,000
Audience & keyword research
$1,000
Step-by-step implementation playbook
$2,000
60-min strategy handover call
$500
30-day follow-up check-in call
$500
$2,500 credit toward The Cook
$2,500
Total Value
$14,000
You Pay Today
$1,997
Secure checkout • 30-day guarantee
Simple Pricing
No Hidden Fees. Just Pick One.
Only 3 spots left for this month (for real)
86% off total value
Pay in Full
$1,997
$14,000
- Full Recipe Playbook
- All templates & frameworks
- 1:1 support
- Bonus: 1-on-1 strategy call ($500 value)
- Bonus: Ad creative swipe file
Iron-Clad 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Not the right fit after your discovery call? Full refund. Every dollar. No questions asked.
The Honest Bit
Is This Actually For You?
Hell yes, this is for you if...
- You're spending on ads but can't tell what's working
- You want expert strategy without ongoing agency fees
- You're ready to run ads but don't know where to start
- You want to DIY with a clear, step-by-step plan
- You've been burned by agencies or freelancers before
Nah, skip this if...
- You want someone to manage your ads ongoing
- You're not willing to spend at least $1k/mo on ads
- You're looking for a quick fix or magic bullet
- You're not open to changing how you run campaigns
Built By People Who've Been Inside.
Ex Google
We're handing over the blueprint we use for each of our clients. The same playbook we've used to generate over $120M in client revenue at an average 5x return on investment.
Everything you need to run profitable Google and Meta ads — built from scratch specifically for your business by an ex-Google growth strategist.
$120M+
Revenue
500+
Brands
4+ yrs
At Google
01
Pay & Book
Choose your payment option and book your discovery call. Takes 2 minutes.
02
Discovery Call
30 minutes with a senior strategist. We learn your business, goals, budget, and current setup. Not a fit? Full refund.
03
Strategy Delivered
Within 10 business days, your complete strategy and playbook is ready. We walk you through everything on a 60-minute handover call.
Google Ads, Meta (Facebook & Instagram) Ads, or both. We recommend the right channel(s) for your business during the discovery call.
Not in this package. The Recipe gives you the strategy and playbook to implement yourself. Want us to build it? Upgrade to The Cook — your investment becomes a $2,500 credit.
Perfect — you'll get a from-scratch blueprint. We'll tell you exactly which platform to use, how much to spend, what campaigns to run, and what results to expect.
Free audits are sales tools. The Recipe is a complete strategy with offer design, forecasting, research, and a step-by-step playbook. You leave with everything you need to execute.
The playbook is step-by-step — built for business owners, not marketers. Plus you get a 30-day check-in call. And your investment gives you a $2,500 credit toward The Cook.
You immediately book your discovery call. We ask a few qualifying questions, then build your custom strategy within 10 business days and walk you through everything on a 60-minute call.
Full refund of every dollar collected — whether you paid in full or started at $97. No questions asked. We only proceed if we're confident we can deliver real value.
$1,997 is pay-in-full. $2,497 is instalments ($97 today + 4 × $600 weekly). You save $500 by paying in full. Both get you the same deliverables.
Yes — we offer three optional support plans you can add after delivery. Email Support ($300/mo) gives you up to 5 queries per month with 48-hour response. Monthly Call + Email ($600/mo) adds a 45-minute strategy call each month. Weekly Call + Email ($1,200/mo) gives you a 30-minute call every week, priority email, and remote screen control so we can jump into your ad accounts with you. All plans are month-to-month with no lock-in, and excess hours are billed at $150/hr.
Only 3 spots left this month (not a marketing trick, we literally cap it)
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